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Things You'd Love to Say At Work

    1 And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

    2 Do I look like a people person?

    3 This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

    4 Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

    5 If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    6 You!... Off my planet!

    7 Does your train of thought have a caboose?

    8 Errors have been made.  Others will be blamed.

    9 A PBS mind in an MTV world.

    10 Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

    11 Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

    12 I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

    13 Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

    14 Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

    15 Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

    16 How do I set a laser printer to stun?

    17 I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.