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PENGUINS PROVE EVOLUTION IS A LIE

Evolutionists make lots of strange claims, but among the dumbest are those regarding the penguin.  Evolutionists believe that penguins evolved from normal flying birds, like chickens.  This is stupid.  Here is a list of twenty reasons why this can't be true and why evolution is a lie:

(1) No one has ever found a single fossil of a half-chicken, half-penguin in spite of decades of searching by thousands of evolutionists.

(2) Chickens eat seeds, bugs, and such.  Penguins eat fish.  A chicken

that tried to survive by eating fish would starve and there are no

half-seed / half-fish to eat (of course, evolutionists might claim that

there are!)

(3) Chicken wings can't be used as fins.  A half-wing, half-fin would

leave a chicken unable to fly but not yet able to swim.  Yet this poor

creature would have to survive untold thousands of generations in just

this state.  Impossible.

(4) Chickens are too dumb to know that they are supposed to evolve into

penguins.

(5) Think of how many feral chickens have escaped since man began

domesticating them.  If evolution was possible, surely at least some of

them would have begun to re-evolve towards penguins.  If evolution was

true, the seas would be filled with swimming chickens, but all we have is tuna, ha, ha.

(6) Chickens don't have webbed feet.  According to evolution, the chickens would get webbing by constant swimming, yet without webbing there is no way one could swim!  Talk about stupid.

(7) Penguins are supposed to have evolved from chickens, yet penguin

fossils are found "earlier" than chicken fossils.

(8) Chickens taste good but don't look good.  This is proof of divine

creation in their role as our food.

(9) Penguins don't taste good but do look good.  This is proof of divine

creation in their role as our entertainment.

(10) Penguins are more complex than chickens.  The second law of thermal

dynamics proves that penguins could not have evolved from chickens.

(11) Evolution says that creatures repeat their ancestry during

development, yet a penguin never passes through a stage of being a

chicken.

(12) Penguins live in Antarctica.  Chickens do not.  If a chicken was

gradually evolving towards being a penguin it would have to gradually

evolve towards living in Antarctica, but there is no way this could

work.

(13) Elliott Gould tries to save evolution by claiming that the penguin

would have hatched directly from a chicken egg.  He is a moron.

(14) In the Bible, God says that Adam gave each kind a name.  "Chicken" is a different name than "penguin" so they must be different kinds.

(15) The evolutionist says that chickens and penguins could not have

fitted on the Ark, but chickens and penguins are small and the ark was

big.  They would have fit easily.

(16) If a half-evolved male penguin tried to half-crow in the morning, it would have sucked in a bunch of water and drowned.

(17) I can't believe it could happen.

(18) Most chickens live in the Northern hemisphere, but penguins all live in the Southern hemisphere.  If penguins had evolved from chickens, they would have ended up in the Artic rather than the Antarctic because the Arctic would have been closer.

(19) The first penguin would have died out because there would have been

no other penguins to mate with.

(20) If penguins evolved from chickens, why are chickens still around?